The actor/comedian Eugene Levy tells me that he impregnated me in my sleep and the baby is actually his. I decide that if this is the case, I can't actually go through with the pregnancy. I don't want a baby that looks like Eugene Levy. Eugene Levy does, however, offer to give me half of his vast pinball earnings.Needless to say, I am very happy to see Michael when I wake up.
The face only a mother could love... ;-)
ReplyDeleteAw, Gayle! Could've been Weird Al! :-)
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